Do It For the Puzza — orteil42: yooo opti and I are officially co-CEOs...

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Do It For the Puzza

17. Ska fan. Annoying. I Have a Headache.

orteil42

yooo opti and I are officially co-CEOs of our own company now
who’d have thunk it’d happen so fast half a year ago !
we celebrated with pizza and ginger ale

but yeah have some chill alf beats

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